5 Comically Outdated Laws Still On The Books In Michigan

Have you ever heard of laws that are so outdated that they’re almost comical? Well, it turns out that Michigan has a few of those on the books. These laws may have made sense at one time, but in the modern world, they’re just plain silly. Here are five old laws that are out of date in Michigan:

1. It’s illegal to swear in front of women and children.

Believe it or not, it’s still technically illegal to swear in front of women and children in Michigan. The law dates back to the 19th century when swearing was seen as a sign of low moral character. While it’s unlikely that anyone will actually be prosecuted for this offense, it’s still a law that’s on the books.

2. It’s illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

This law may sound ridiculous, but it’s actually a real law in Michigan. It’s illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant or any other kind of public fixture. The reasoning behind this law is unclear, but it’s safe to say that it’s probably not something that most Michiganders have to worry about on a daily basis.

3. It’s illegal to serenade your girlfriend without a permit.

If you’re thinking of serenading your girlfriend in Michigan, you might want to think twice. According to state law, it’s illegal to serenade someone without a permit. This law dates back to the early 20th century when serenading was a popular pastime. However, it’s safe to say that it’s not a law that’s enforced very often these days.

4. It’s illegal to sell cars on Sunday.

If you’re in the market for a new car in Michigan, you might want to avoid shopping on Sundays. It’s illegal to sell cars on Sundays in the state. This law dates back to the early 20th century when Sunday was considered a day of rest. While it may seem outdated now, the law is still in effect.

5. It’s illegal to swear at a motorist who is passing your horse.

If you’re out riding your horse in Michigan and someone passes you in a car, you might want to hold your tongue. It’s illegal to swear at a motorist who is passing your horse. This law dates back to a time when horses were a common mode of transportation and motorists were seen as a nuisance. While it’s unlikely that this law will ever be enforced, it’s still on the books.

Michigan has its fair share of outdated laws that might make you scratch your head. While these laws may seem ridiculous now, they serve as a reminder of how much things have changed over the years. While we may not agree with them now, they were once considered necessary for maintaining order and morality. It just goes to show you that laws, like everything else, can become outdated and irrelevant over time.